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Butch Furse
Here’s some thoughts to live by that we picked up along the way . . .
A day without sunshine is like night.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Get a new car for your spouse -- it will be a great trade.
Plan to be spontaneous – tomorrow.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
Okay, so what’s the speed of dark.
How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you’ve obviously overlooked something.
When everything is coming your way, you are in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
A magazine writer says we need a new religion. But, let’s not do anything rash until we try the old one.
The reason ideal dreams die quickly in some heads is because they can’t stand solitary confinement.
Scientists say we are what we eat. Nuts must be a more common diet than we had thought.
How is it possible for women to understand politics when they have to depend almost entirely on their husbands for their political education?
RL Furse is publisher emeritus of the News-Register
