by R.L. Furse
Maybe tot understands life better than adults PDF E-mail

Apparently crime is getting a little softer in Nebraska.
There seems to be an easing of the threat of guns or knives during a robbery. A Lincoln man was sentenced to up to eight years in prison recently after he broke into an apartment and robbed a man of his wallet. The robber threatened his victim with a cattle prod and a pellet gun.
My determination of whether a cattle prod is a serious weapon is still under consideration. In my younger years I felt the welts on my rear after a farmer-friend(?) poked me in jest with his cattle prod while loading cattle.
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There’s been a lot of word-eating going on from politicians and corporate heads. A few weeks ago our president said the United States wouldn’t send more than 300 military advisory forces to Iraq to aid the slowing of the ISIL. This past week we now learn we will have over 700 as additional forces are being deployed to that country.
A year ago, officials said oil production from Iraq was insignificant relating to the world crude oil price. As the Fourth of July approached we were told the threat of diminished Iraq oil production caused gasoline prices to increase for those of us who hit the road during the holiday.
Talk about a corporate head having to eat his words, or maybe we should say, “to drink his words.” An international coffee chain proclaimed it would hold the prices on its coffees being served in their coffee houses. But, a week later it changed that message by stating, “We’re being forced to raise our prices because our competitors are.”  Looks like another miss of a competitive advantage for a company.
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Colorado may have a gold mine in legalizing marijuana. Sales of the weed have contributed millions to the state coffers in less than a year.
Frankly I’m satisfied with Nebraska’s performance in the collection of fines for those who leave the mountain state and pass through Nebraska with marijuana in their possession. Of course the sudden influx of marijuana arrests in western Nebraska has put a crimp on the local law enforcement budgets, but we want to extend our thanks to those law enforcement officials and would hope they can keep a good cash flow from those fines.
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Here’s an example of mom knew best and her son never doubted it. The son said, “When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy.’ They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them, they didn’t understand life.”
Enough said.
RL Furse  is publisher emeritus of the News-Register

 
Childhood lessons emphasize hard work, family PDF E-mail

We all like to have our beliefs reinforced and I was fortunate to have a couple of  “reinforcers” cross my messy desk this week. I try to clear the desk about every two weeks, but must admit I fall behind and papers begin to pile up. Finally I came across an item that has given me an outlet to embrace my messy side.

In defending my sloppy desk, a news clipping states that cleanliness may be a virtue, but clutter may inspire a great idea. When researchers at the University of Minnesota had people solve problems in either a tidy room or an untidy room, they found that those in an untidy space came up with more creative solutions.

“An orderly room encourages people to do what is expected. A messy room can do just the opposite, leading you to brainstorm more innovative ideas,” says Kathleen Vohs, PhD. She instructs messy people to cut themselves some slack and the resulting mess could encourage a “lightbulb” moment.

As a result of clearing my desk I’m moving on to another subject that is close to my heart. The subject of American history and I guess I could even be more specific citing pride in the Midwest and Nebraska. A book titled, “The Lost Region: Toward a Revival of Midwestern History,” authored by Jack K. Lauck, basically emphasizes by studying the history of the Midwest we not only learn how the heartland was built, but how it saved the nation.

In stressing his plea for renewed attention to our “lost region” and its history, Lauck notes how Midwesterners were and still are rooted in their communities and are believers in individualism and self reliance. He continues by writing that standard accounts of early American history tend to emphasize the sophisticated East and the troubled South. Yet, as Ralph Waldo Emerson observed with his usual shrewdness, “Europe extends to the Alleghenies while America lies beyond.” The fundamental spirit of our nation was forged on the frontier.

Lauck claims the heartland still is the subject of a tendency to be undervalued and its past skewed and fragmented mainly by the population on the East Coast. As an example he points out a powerful literary critic and author  H.L. Mencken, who died in 1956, said of a Midwestern writer: “I don’t care how well she writes, I  don’t give a damn what happens in Nebraska.” Mencken was dismissing Nebraska’s Willa Cather.

Lauck summarizes my feelings and those of most Midwesterners when he states, “... hardly a day goes by that I don’t recall my childhood and how it showed me the fundamental importance of family, school, neighborhood and church; taught me the necessity of hard work, self-reliance and kindness to others. These are American values, yes, but Midwestern ones above all.”

RL Furse  is publisher emeritus of the News-Register

 
Just getting ready to open a can of worms PDF E-mail

Just as I was getting ready to open a can of worms for the upcoming fishing season, another can of worms has been opened that is much more far-reaching than my bait and a few fish. In case you missed it, the National Labor Relations Board sided with Northwestern University football players allowing them to unionize.

I know a football or player sports union will not play out as the most dynamic impact on my life. That’s mainly because when sports becomes unionized this old guy will make the decision not to be seated in the stadium, or at courtside. But, before I overreact I must be reminded this ruling affects at this time only private colleges and surely will be challenged. One person predicted the decision is a long way from the goal line and those Northwestern players hoping to form a players’ union will be old men before the issue is settled.

With tongue-in-cheek I have a few questions and observations.

If a football player is an employee will he then be fired when he fails to make a key tackle, or missed his 8 o’clock class? Will football players be placed on a higher salary base since that sport generates more money? Do players draw overtime pay when a game goes into overtime? Is there going to be a strike clause in player association contracts?

Continuing I would ask if women athletes will be on the same pay scale as male athletes?

Maybe we should let the National Football League and National Basketball Association sponsor a “junior” pro league and let colleges get back to pursuing No. 1 one in education instead of concentrating on a gridiron No. 1.

I realize that when student athletes accept a sports scholarship they are making a commitment of long practice hours and weekend travel time that can interfere with study time. But looking back to my college days many regular educational scholarshipstudents were holding done jobs that committed them to a 30-40 work week. (Let me clarify, I certainly wasn’t on an educational scholarship and worked weekend and summer jobs.)

Over the past few years we have witnessed an increasing outcry that many things in life are unfair. Student loan defaults are more common. People walk away from home loan obligations. And it’s common to blame the “other guy” as the cause of our problems.

It might be time for the younger generation to realize something many of us oldsters learned years ago. Simply said, “There is no such thing as a ‘free lunch and sometime life isn’t always fair.’”

RL Furse is publisher emeritus of the News-Register

 
Spring is here, finally! PDF E-mail

With my fingers crossed for good luck I am going to make a statement that I think warmer temps are here to stay. We all must admit it has been a long cold winter and spring has been disappointedly dry thus far. Ah, it’s just Nebraska where the good life begins!
I smile when people from out-of-state shudder and confront me why I would live in state that is susceptible to tornadoes in the summer and blizzards in the winter. However, if you do a little thinking it is pretty easy to answer those questions, particularly when they hail from those warm weather and scenic areas of our great country.
To those who live in Florida I say, “We don’t have sinkholes appearing in our neighborhood and witness a house being gulped up. Or we don’t find alligators lurking in the water hazards on the golf course.
To those from Arizona I answer, “Our summers are not as hot as yours. Nebraskans may face some dust or corn shucks blowing from a field, but at least those don’t pit the paint on my car like an Arizona sand storm.”
When answering the question from those who live in Washington, Colorado and Wyoming, I tell them we haven’t experienced many mudslides, rockslides, or avalanches in Aurora. I admit we may lack some scenery that brings lots of tourist dollars, but our green cornfields have beauty and contribute to our economy quite well.
For those Californians I simply remind them of recurring earthquakes and the anxiety of waiting for the “big one.” For an additional kicker I tout the advantage of living in community that has only one set of stop lights, where most residents can be to work in less than 10 minutes.
But, let’s not forget no matter where we live, our personal priorities have drawn us to the place we want to call “home.” Whether its scenery, climate, or being closer to family members. Oh, yes! I forgot one more criteria that is fast becoming a factor.. That is called, “taxes.” And even in Nebraska taxes can override our state that is home to a few cold winter blizzards.
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Recently the betterhalf and I attended church service in her old home church. After the regular adult sermon a children’s sermon followed. The preschoolers then did an active song and dance routine raising their hands, wiggling their hips and moving their feet while singing.
At the conclusion of the event and just before the collection plate was passed the minister announced adults were invited to participate in an adult repetition of that same song and dance. He qualified his request by saying if you did not want to do so, you may wish to put a few extra dollars in the collection plate. Needless to say, no adult members “volunteered” to sing and dance. As we left the church we assumed that Sunday’s financial contributions had increased.
RL Furse  is publisher emeritus of the News-Register

 
Circus job may be a new career, or not PDF E-mail

Sometimes a guy can blindly stumble on to something that can prove beneficial to his future. That stumbling can be even more rewarding when it comes from serving as a volunteer.

Now before I lose you as a reader, I am going to state immediately this is not going to be a report on the benefits of the enjoyment I have working with the dogs at the animal shelter. This is a report on something that took me away from Aurora to assist with a main attraction that drew approximately 1500-plus spectators in another community. I signed on as a volunteer for the Shrine Circus when it appeared in Grand Island.

As a Shrine volunteer at the circus you are asked to do duties such as assisting at the main gate selling and taking tickets; directing patrons to their seats; giving directions to rides; and a host of general other duties. I had previous experience at the main gate several years ago, so this year’s application must have noted my experience and it was evident I had been upgraded to a much more important job. I was assigned as a ticket taker for the elephant rides.

The ticket taking for the elephant ride must be a pretty important job. There is only one ticket taker for each circus session. Another individual is responsible for selling the elephant tickets and handling the cash. My role that was re-emphasized by the elephant loader who sternly told me to keep the potential riders in a orderly row; making sure they didn’t misplace their ticket; and allow no more than five on the ramp when boarding the elephants. I must admit I felt I did a pretty good job and even gained, not only how to do ticket taking and crowd control, but was able to learn some important facts about elephants as well. In my own mind I have filed away some important facts that will be useful in the future, particularly when I seek to broaden my career.

Did you know African elephants have bigger ears than Asian elephants? I watched as an elephant cleanly swept (or vacuumed) scattered grain from the ring floor with his trunk and placed the granules in his mouth without leaving hardly a kernel.

Another intellectual gem was evident was elephants appear to be good listeners and display a tremendous sense of balance. Elephants routinely followed their handlers. One could even balance on all fours atop a four-foot diameter steel ball rolling across the ring.

Again my resume continued to grow after talking with another circus official who told me they hire many temp employees at the location the circus is appearing. I didn’t exactly run home after the show and get out a map to see the next city on the gig. The official also put one damper on my potential job hunt. He said many of the temp workers sleep in their cars or trucks.

When I came home that evening I told the betterhalf about job potentials. It was obvious she wasn’t about to embark on a circus trek with me. She could rest easy. I already eliminated the idea. With my job skills, my next job advancement as a circus employee could be walking behind the elephants with a shovel and broom!

RL Furse is publisher emeritus of the News-Register

 
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